The Protagonist's Memoirs

Saturday, 25 July 2009

[x] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.(yes,belive it or not)
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.(bike..LOL)
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a "blonde"
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.(imposible)
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
[x] You sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own saliva. so far: seven.
[x] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
so far: thirteen
[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[ ] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice"
so far: fifteen
[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: nineteen.
[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: twenty-four
MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM _72_% RETARDED"And if you use a calculator just put yourself as 100% Retarded.If you got everything, it'll be 105%. So you can see if you got a distinction in retardedness.Tag people that you now want to know how retarded they are.

Friday, 24 July 2009

That's me!!Muahahahahhaha.

Listening to Rick Astley's 'Never Gonna Give You Up'. So gay.Nice too.But still gay.Like whoever's reading this.Yes,you!You're GAY!

Uh..Bye

(look at the head...then slowly head towards the tail...then to the guy's(Conan) face.)

Quiz Time!

1. When you're home alone, do you still close the door when you shower?

2. Do you want to kiss someone right now?Nope.

3. It is your friend's birthday; do you buy them a gift even though they didn't buy you one for yours?

depends on the situation.

4. Do you like your music loud or at a reasonable level?

Used to like it loud...Wait..I still do.

5.Would you rather talk on the phone or chat in person?

Person.Waste my money on a mere human being?Why?!

6. Can you watch scary movies alone?

Yes unless its bloody scary and fricken loud.

7. Is anything bothering you?

Yes.My sister.

8. Would you rather stay home all day,or be out and about?

Out

9. What's one of your worst memories?

Schindler's List was disturbing.

10. Are you more likely to be with a large group of people or a few close friends?

Few close friends.

11. What are your plans for October?

What I always do..breathe.

12. Are you listening to music right now?

Smooth Criminal.

13. What are you doing this weekend?

Wedding and a visit to a friend's place.

14. What is one fear that you can't seem to overcome?

Fact that I can die anytime anywhere.

15. Are you in a good mood?

YEAH.

16. Is there anyone you regret ever meeting?

Maftuh.Perv. jokejoke.

18. Would you rather have roommates or live alone?

Roommates.

19. If you found out that you were going to be a parent, what would you do?

I'M ONLY 12!!WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!

20. Are you talking to anyone while doing this?My sis.

21. Ever had ugly thoughts about someone you love?

Heck No.

22. Have you ever made someone sooooo mad that they broke something?

My sister.Alot of times.She broke a mirror...o.o

23. You have 3 months left to live,what do you do?

Leave a legacy worth reading.

24. You're having a bad day, what's one thing that can make your day better?

Music and Games.

25. What makes you mad?

Sibling rivalry,baby.

26. Is there anything you would change about your body if you could?

No.

27. You wake up in an unfamiliar place, what is your first reaction?

"shit..oh wait...Why am I in the toilet?"

28. Is there anything that you should be doing right now?

Homework books.

29. If there was a way to know when and how you're going to die, would you like to find out?Mortality is a great thing to be familiar with:]

30. What is your favorite breakfast?

Water.

31. Your phone rings at 4am, who do you expect it to be?

My sister cause she was sleeping with her butt on the phone.

32. Is anyone interested in you right now?

Why don't you ask them,whoever they are.

33. Would you ever give your number out over the internet?

I've had enough of cyber-safety.I hate long talks.So no is my final answer.

34. What's your worst habit?

Scratching my butt in school(sometimes)

35. Do you want to change your name?

Danial to Daniel

36. Name something you CANNOT stand to wait for.

Presents.Gifts.Go figure.

37. Last time you saw your father?

Few minutes ago.How is that even bloody relevant?!

WOOHOO!

First post

Hi people.

enjoy reading my bullshit posts.

youre welcome.

I might start posting in full later on..like a few months.

If you blog,you'd know why.

Alright

adieu,mes amis!

merci beacoup pour la toi attention. (to Maftuh)